Him: Hi, I’m on an ambulance, can I call you back?
Me: Sure, anytime.
Note: Don’t be alarmed; he’s an EMT. Notice the use of “on” instead of “in.” Prepositions, as always, are key.
Also, overheard in the elevator yesterday:
Man on cell phone: You know how our house is set back from the street, up the drive? Well, not to get into too gross a subject, but–
What I’m reading: The Children’s Book, A.S. Byatt
What I’m listening to: Kill Them With Kindness, The Jealous Sound