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Homemade Applesauce

There are few things more disappointing that biting into a beautiful apple and realizing that, despite its promising exterior, it is mushy instead of crisp. Oh, sure, not getting into your top-choice college is disappointing; not getting hired for that job you were really excited about is disappointing; arriving at your favorite donut shop only to find out that it closed an hour ago – these things are disappointing too. But I contend that a mushy apple is the same type of tragedy, if on a smaller scale.

Some people would just go ahead and eat the damn apple. Maybe you are one of those people. I sometimes try to be; I hate to waste anything, plus if I throw the apple out, then I have no more apple. (This is beginning to sound like a metaphor, or a euphemism; I promise it isn’t.) So sometimes I’ll force myself to finish the disappointing apple, and other times I throw it away.

But. But! If you happen to be at home, and you have a few more apples and a half-hour to spare, here is a much better solution to the sad apple dilemma: make homemade applesauce! (You guessed, didn’t you? The title of the post gave it away, I suppose.)

I originally posted this recipe for applesauce on my old blog. The recipe came from Simply Recipes, but I tinkered with it a bit, and you can too.

6 apples, peeled and cored (tip: use a mix of different types of apples for better flavor)
1 cup water
2 Tbsp. lemon juice
2 tsp. ground cinnamon (you can throw in a cinnamon stick too, if you like, just remember to take it out before mashing/blending)
pinch of salt
1/4 cup brown sugar*
1/8 cup white sugar*

*You can go even lighter on the sugar if you’re using sweeter apples. If you’re using tart apples, such as Granny Smith, keep the sugar at these amounts.

Cut the peeled, cored apples into chunks; larger is okay if you’re planning to blend the sauce later, but if you’re just using a potato masher to mush the sauce by hand, chop the apples a little smaller – bite-size pieces are good.

Put the apples, water, lemon juice, cinnamon, sugars, and salt into a pot over medium-low heat and simmer for about half an hour, stirring occasionally.

Once the apples are soft, remove from heat and mash or blend.


This applesauce keeps for several days in the fridge, if you can keep your hands off it for that long. It’s great warm, either on its own or over vanilla ice cream, and good cold as well.

Enjoy, and happy Thanksgiving!



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Unfazed by earthquakes and hurricanes

The “unusual” tag on this post applies to both the “animals” tag and the “weather” tag. The animal in question is, of course, the dog, who did not even deign to lift her head off the couch while the (admittedly small) earthquake rattled the fridge around in the kitchen.

Did you hear something? I’m pretty sure I didn’t hear anything.

Likewise, she was not at all perturbed by the winds and rain that Hurricane Sandy brought on Monday. I’d say she was more bothered by the fact that we had friends over, and said friends usurped her place on the couch. (How dare they. Humans! On the couch! Stuff and nonsense.)

What do you mean, the couch is for people?

Just to remind her that she is not the Queen of Everything (actually, her preferred title is Master Of All That I See, a la Yertle the Turtle), we put her in a Halloween costume.

Here, let me make a face to show you how I feel about this.

And a zip-up jacket, for good measure.

Yeah, that’s right, LL Bean called, they want me to model for them.

I’m just gonna go for a quick run. Like ten miles or so.

Okay please don’t make me wear this anymore.

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